i know you can’t read this. you are too small to be threatened.
but when you are old enough to read this, i want you to know i even made a public appeal.
please just go sleep. it’s a challenge to continue finding you cute and adorable, after a month of sleep deprivation.
so just go to sleep, or as Russell Peters says, “somebody is going to get hurt!”
what happened to the baby i kept boasting about, who would sleep and wake and feed and be just so easy?
why can’t you play during the day? why is it at night you want us all up, with lights on bright?
why do you have to act up now in the 7th month, when you are supposed to act more mature?
so go to sleep, or you are going to live with one cranky mother.