i wrote this and put it up on the door in 2002 when O was just over 8 months and all over the place. It now holds good for N too…
O loves to chew
Everything including you shoe
So please leave your footwear outside
Lest she ingests processed hide
Till she learns food is better than boot
You’ve got to enter this house barefoot
Juvenile yes, but got the message across all the same.