So you want to watch a movie, and you are tempted by the nachos and butter pop corn. You turn away… the temptation is too hard to resist. And what have we here? An even bigger temptation for someone who will be 40, come January… To be 18, tight and oh, like a V(irgin). Uh? No, thank you.
Give me the nachos with a double dip of cheese please!
ETA: Khalifa (comments below) who wasn’t quite sure, decided to call and ask. This is what he says: “I decided to ask them. Turns out it’s a new technology, they shoot a laser into your ‘private area’ and it’s instant tightening.”
The Unmentioned Disclaimer: Doesn’t work if you were slutty enough to lose your virginity before you turned 18